FIC: The Guard's Tale (Valiant Tales)

[lindenharp]

Title: The Guard's Tale
Series: Valiant Tales.  Read them in order here.
Rating: PG
Characters: The Master (Simm), other characters
Genre: drabble
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords.
Summary: A series of drabbles about the people who lived, worked, and suffered on the Valiant during the Year That Never Was.  100 words according to MS Word.
Disclaimer: The sandbox belongs to RTD and the BBC. I'm just playing here, in the corner, making little sand-TARDISs.

 

It’s the best job ever.  Lots of chances for fun, just don’t touch the Master’s pets.  Put a finger on the old guy – you die.  The Freak is invitation-only.  I’d love to watch a session.  Techs are all off-limits.  Pity.  Turner in engineering looks like a poof who’d jump if you gave him a hard look.  We can’t even talk to the admin staff.  There’s one real hottie --  snobby university bitch, but I bet I could make her moan.  Maybe she’ll make a mistake, piss ’im off.  A bloke can dream, yeah? 

Nobody calls Jimmy Stone a loser now.

Comments

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I think burial alive. Jack doesn't have the time to watch the guy get torn limb from limb as weevil bait.

what did the guy do to Rose?

[lindenharp.livejournal.com]

Jack has the time for anything -- for everything.

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

My other idea was to lock Jimmy into TW's cold storage alive.

[lindenharp.livejournal.com]

Might as well shoot him in the head, and save the trouble of carting him to Cardiff. From what I've read, freezing to death is one of the easier ways to go. You just start to drift off to sleep.

Also, though Jack is certainly capable of abusing his Torchwood authority for personal reasons, I don't see it happening in this case. As I think I said in another comment, he'd probably just beat the SOB to a bloody pulp before turning him over for retcon and prison.