Fic: Speciality of the House
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lindenharpTitle: Speciality of the House
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Ninth Doctor
Genre: drabble
Length: 100 words
Rating: All ages
Spoilers: none
Summary: Jack, surreal
Disclaimer: The sandbox belongs to RTD and the BBC. I'm just playing here, in the corner, making little sand-TARDISes. Not making any money, not asserting any claims.
A/N: This is a bidding incentive fic, written for the September Support Stacie Auction.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
canaana gave me the prompt: Jack, surreal.
Remember, there's still time to bid on one of the many great Doctor Who and Torchwood authors in the auction.
The lavender octopus sitting beside him in the elegant Mikthali restaurant waves six arms at the doorway.
"Cute," he says, "but I can think of better things for those arms to do."
"Not now, Jack."
The maroon bear hurries over. "Can't leave you two alone for an hour."
"Jack is acting weird."
"Didn't order wine, did you? Mikthali wine has a hallucinogenic effect on humans."
The octopus sighs. "You warned us a hundred times. Just water."
"Huh. Food ought to be safe. What did he eat?"
"Prawns in Garghla."
The bear growls. "Stupid ape! Gargla is a wine sauce."
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Ninth Doctor
Genre: drabble
Length: 100 words
Rating: All ages
Spoilers: none
Summary: Jack, surreal
Disclaimer: The sandbox belongs to RTD and the BBC. I'm just playing here, in the corner, making little sand-TARDISes. Not making any money, not asserting any claims.
A/N: This is a bidding incentive fic, written for the September Support Stacie Auction.
canaana gave me the prompt: Jack, surreal.Remember, there's still time to bid on one of the many great Doctor Who and Torchwood authors in the auction.
The lavender octopus sitting beside him in the elegant Mikthali restaurant waves six arms at the doorway.
"Cute," he says, "but I can think of better things for those arms to do."
"Not now, Jack."
The maroon bear hurries over. "Can't leave you two alone for an hour."
"Jack is acting weird."
"Didn't order wine, did you? Mikthali wine has a hallucinogenic effect on humans."
The octopus sighs. "You warned us a hundred times. Just water."
"Huh. Food ought to be safe. What did he eat?"
"Prawns in Garghla."
The bear growls. "Stupid ape! Gargla is a wine sauce."
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