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Title: The Flesh is Weak
Author: Lindenharp
Genres: drabble, humor
Words: 100
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness
Series: none
Spoilers/Warnings: none
A/N: Written for Yamx, who bid on me in the Help_Haiti auction.  Her prompt was "The Doctor had never been so embarrassed in his life."  I appreciate her generous bid and donation.  Beta-reader: The always-helpful Wendymr.

"Could happen to anyone," Rose says soothingly.

"Never to me," the Doctor growls.  "Superior biology."

"The Empress was enjoying herself.  Told me she admired your stamina."

"Pity she waited until after the banquet," Jack said.  "It probably was something you ate."

Humans!  They didn't understand. If a Time Lord could regenerate from embarrassment, he would have a new face right now.

The Empress had invited him to partner her in the Grand Waltz.  The entire Court had witnessed how his body had betrayed him -- an incident made worse by robust Gallifreyan physiology.

It had been a very loud belch.

Date: 2010-01-26 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com
What's that all over the floor? Why, it's the Doctor's Time Lordly dignity! Hee!

Date: 2010-01-26 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
Hee. You know he could probably let a good belch fly, too. (And if "Sick Building" is to be believed is "disgustingly eloquent." :) )

Date: 2010-01-26 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loveslashangst.livejournal.com
*is giggling insanely*

Sooooooooooo cute.

Date: 2010-01-26 05:51 am (UTC)
juliet316: Made for me by < lj user= alizarin-skies> as a result of bidding on her for the Support Stacie auction.  Not shareable (DW: TenHaHaHa)
From: [personal profile] juliet316
Hahahaha! Poor Nine. Even Ten's laughing.

Date: 2010-01-26 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butmadnnw.livejournal.com
Linked here by [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst. VERY cute. And great teasing in the build-up. ;)

Date: 2010-01-26 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emraldeyedauter.livejournal.com
Very funny, thanks for sharing.

Date: 2010-01-26 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardis-stowaway.livejournal.com
Ha! Color me amused.

Date: 2010-01-26 11:56 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yamx
Aw, poor Doctor.... *tries and fails to suppress manic giggle*

Thank you, this is great!

Date: 2010-01-26 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maniacalshen.livejournal.com
Bwahaha, poor Doctor!

Date: 2010-01-26 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-aegis.livejournal.com
LOL! Too funny :)

Date: 2010-01-27 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hab318princess.livejournal.com
*heeheehee* oh yeah, that was great

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